Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...