Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...