Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...