Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...