cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...