Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...