If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
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Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...