The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
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The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
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How do you break a blonde’s nose?
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The Perfect Day – Him and Her
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
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The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Confucius say…
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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...