Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Cowboy jokes
|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.