Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...