What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...