Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...