I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!