It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Computer Acronyms
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Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Reading time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...