GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...