Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...