The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...