Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...