Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!