John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!