A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...