Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...