Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”