Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!