Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...