LICENSE TO STEAL
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What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
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Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
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Statistical one-liners
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Sex Education
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Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
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Sports entrance exam
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