Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...