Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!