Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...