A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...