Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...