Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...