Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
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Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!