Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...