Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...