What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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What is red and has seven dents?
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There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
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Bill Collector
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Julius Cheeser!
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Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...