How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...