King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...