Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.