Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...