Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Hick computer terms
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New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....