A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Stupid drunk blonde
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Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
The Windows Rejection Song
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HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...