Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...