ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...