Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...