Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!