Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!