Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...