Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...