What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...